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	<title>I Think I Need a Shoehorn</title>
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	<description>Ten pounds of blog in a five-pound sack</description>
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		<title>I Promise&#8230; If&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I promise not to smack you if you cut up your credit cards&#8221;. &#8220;I promise not to kill you if you give me your wallet.&#8221; &#8220;I promise to let all the passengers go if you give me $200,000 and a parachute.&#8221; &#8220;I promise not to destroy the country if you keep paying for the things [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.kevland.com/blog/2011/08/i-promise-if/</link>
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		<title>Not Just Wrong</title>
		<description><![CDATA[American tale, what if we march us to the grave? What if we make reason an act of treason? Fear tracks hope back to the cave In November of 1980, I turned in a paper that got the only F of my college career.  I had written it on election night, and had trouble concentrating [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.kevland.com/blog/2011/07/not-just-wrong/</link>
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		<title>Wakening the Kraken</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Is it "alarmism" to yell <em>fire</em> in a crowded theatre if the building is in fact on fire?  And you've come to realize the basement is full of gasoline tanks?]]></description>
		<link>http://www.kevland.com/blog/2011/04/kraken/</link>
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		<title>(I) Commit a Rudeness</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Entire Country of Japan, I know you had that whole earthquake thing, with the shaking and the breaking and the aftershocks and the tsunami and the entire towns washed away and the 13000 dead and all. And also that thing where a quarter of your power is missing and there&#8217;s radioactive iodine visiting places [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.kevland.com/blog/2011/04/i-commit-a-rudeness/</link>
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		<title>Haiku</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Fisherman&#8217;s wife waits Praying for his safe return The sea chooses her]]></description>
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		<title>Heroes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was thinking today about the evacuation of all but a skeleton crew from the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant, and the workers I know elsewhere in Japan. The New York Times says Nuclear reactor operators say that their profession is typified by the same kind of esprit de corps found among firefighters and elite military [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.kevland.com/blog/2011/03/heroes/</link>
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		<title>The Facts We Hate</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I forgot to call last night. Did it make a difference? Could I have saved it? I could have tried. I must not think bad thoughts. When is this world coming to? How would Delegate Hubbard or Delegate Valentino-Smith have voted?  There was no vote. HB 175 was shelved until next year. Next year?  Next [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.kevland.com/blog/2011/03/the-facts-we-hate/</link>
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		<title>The Future Begins Tomorrow!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, Macs Cue 2 is out; the future is here. Time to upgrade this bad boy to a more modern platform. Who knows what that&#8217;ll do to things. I&#8217;ve already lost a couple comments due to a bug in WP. Hopefully it all transfers to the new version. Then I guess I have to come [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.kevland.com/blog/2011/02/the-future-begins-tomorrow/</link>
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		<title>Blackened</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ooh, a blog entry about Black Swan. But I gotta write about something. Hey, spoiler warning! So yeah, I finally saw it. And it gave me nightmares. Nightmares where I had written a script that was really dark and gritty and parallel to a classic work, but in the end was just a bunch of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.kevland.com/blog/2010/12/blackened/</link>
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		<title>Things that Matter to Those on the Rim</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thing the first:  It&#8217;s not the glass.  It&#8217;s never the glass.  It&#8217;s always metal.  Sharp, pointy metal.  The last flat I got, was from like a little piece of 28 gauge steel wire.  Tiny little thing; I see how it could poke you in the finger ow dammit, but all the way through a tire?  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.kevland.com/blog/2010/08/never-stops-turnin/</link>
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