Oh looky! It wasn’t enough that my footer forms made it all the way to Laurel (about 15 miles from here) and then went off to Florida. It wasn’t enough that it took 5 days to get back from Florida (must have stopped for a long meal at every Cracker Barrel along the way). No, now it gets back to Laurel and the status is… (wait for it) … Exception. Your shipment is currently within the UPS network; however, an unforeseen event has occurred which could result in a change to the Scheduled Delivery Date.
And, and and! It’s been forwarded to the facility in the destination city. No, stupid, it’s already in the destination city! Well let’s see, maybe it has the wrong address.
Shipped To: GLENN DALE, MD, US
Oh crap, wrong address! Now that “MD” has been changed to mean “Florida”. Boy, I wish that hadn’t happened.