Comments on: Pansies http://www.kevland.com/blog/2009/04/pansies/ Ten pounds of blog in a five-pound sack Fri, 10 Sep 2010 17:36:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Kevin http://www.kevland.com/blog/2009/04/pansies/#comment-621 Kevin Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:26:21 +0000 http://www.kevland.com/blog/?p=225#comment-621 My name is K and I'm here to say Wacka chicka-pucka pbbbt. No I can't rap, That was painful. Here I go making rhymes That should prob'ly be crimes. I can't stop now, What does this mean? Well you've heard it before And you know this means war. No you can't win, I'm a rock star. And I'm just waiting for My bass modulator. You'll hear a great big kaboom! You'll be in awe I assume. Like <i>Nevermore</i>. Saw your picture. A/S/L please. I'd imagine you nude But WordPress is a prude. Better stop now. Getting flirty. Fixing tires in skirts You get your Joss desserts. I've kinda lost my motif. I shoulda tried to be brief. My god this hurts. (And what's with all these weird chords?) My name is K and I’m here to say
Wacka chicka-pucka pbbbt.

No I can’t rap,
That was painful.
Here I go making rhymes
That should prob’ly be crimes.

I can’t stop now,
What does this mean?
Well you’ve heard it before
And you know this means war.

No you can’t win,
I’m a rock star.
And I’m just waiting for
My bass modulator.

You’ll hear a great big kaboom!
You’ll be in awe I assume.
Like Nevermore.

Saw your picture.
A/S/L please.
I’d imagine you nude
But WordPress is a prude.

Better stop now.
Getting flirty.
Fixing tires in skirts
You get your Joss desserts.

I’ve kinda lost my motif.
I shoulda tried to be brief.
My god this hurts.

(And what’s with all these weird chords?)

]]> By: ycycle http://www.kevland.com/blog/2009/04/pansies/#comment-620 ycycle Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:30:10 +0000 http://www.kevland.com/blog/?p=225#comment-620 As we go toe to toe Or perhaps key to key You don’t stand a chance You got nuthin’ on me! Now that’s a big lie Just look at my nose Against a musician I should stick to my prose Where words got no rhyme And don’t need no beat ‘Stead of surviving this floe By the pants of my seat ‘How poetic my license?’ Said one Johnny Vector Well here’s my response You Blogosphere Heckler Now where did I stash it It was here in my purse Tampon, no. Wrench, oh- Here! “It’s as vast as the ‘Verse!” A plot wrapped in rhythm And topped with a pun… You’re witty, I’m pretty I think we both won! As we go toe to toe
Or perhaps key to key
You don’t stand a chance
You got nuthin’ on me!
Now that’s a big lie
Just look at my nose
Against a musician
I should stick to my prose
Where words got no rhyme
And don’t need no beat
‘Stead of surviving this floe
By the pants of my seat
‘How poetic my license?’
Said one Johnny Vector
Well here’s my response
You Blogosphere Heckler
Now where did I stash it
It was here in my purse
Tampon, no. Wrench, oh-
Here! “It’s as vast as the ‘Verse!”
A plot wrapped in rhythm
And topped with a pun…
You’re witty, I’m pretty
I think we both won!

]]> By: Kevin http://www.kevland.com/blog/2009/04/pansies/#comment-619 Kevin Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:42:06 +0000 http://www.kevland.com/blog/?p=225#comment-619 I admit that the color's a little limp-wristed, In fact, I had doubts, but the pansies insisted That nothing was queer about lavender petals. They threatened to beat me, as if fighting settles An issue like that. Then they pointed out front To the cherry trees, saying, "I hate to be blunt, But just look at that gayness, from tip-top to roots. Their trunks may be straight, but their flowers bear fruits!" I admit that the color’s a little limp-wristed,
In fact, I had doubts, but the pansies insisted
That nothing was queer about lavender petals.
They threatened to beat me, as if fighting settles
An issue like that. Then they pointed out front
To the cherry trees, saying, “I hate to be blunt,
But just look at that gayness, from tip-top to roots.
Their trunks may be straight, but their flowers bear fruits!”

]]> By: ycycle http://www.kevland.com/blog/2009/04/pansies/#comment-618 ycycle Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:50:23 +0000 http://www.kevland.com/blog/?p=225#comment-618 But as you aptly point out In their flamboyant shout The purple says, "He-ey!" A bit Barney-gay Like a snap in a Z Begging, Girl, look at ME! Was it really from Lowes, Or the Homo Depots? But as you aptly point out
In their flamboyant shout
The purple says, “He-ey!”
A bit Barney-gay
Like a snap in a Z
Begging, Girl, look at ME!
Was it really from Lowes,
Or the Homo Depots?

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